I belong in Ravenclaw.

I like kittens, they're so zazzy.

In May this year an accidental facebook friend request made me become friends with a totally random British dude. I immediately apologized, although we stayed friends. Six months later we’ve spent endless hours on skype, there’s almost over 10 000 facebook messages, handwritten letters are being sent between Sweden and UK, and I’m falling in love. I’ve got plane tickets booked for London in November where I will meet him for the first time in real life. This is serendipity, if anything is.

recorrupted:


vegasmo:
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

recorrupted:

vegasmo:

The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

(via thatgirlinthespockears)

monochromepanda:

liveeverything:

How to Avoid Feelings: a lesson by Pooh

(Source: shardwick, via squidyword)

(Source: clubpenguindoneright, via seedy)

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via squidyword)

awwww-cute:

Today my 7 week old puppy saw himself for the first time

awwww-cute:

Today my 7 week old puppy saw himself for the first time

(via bastille)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via istoleaskeleton)

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

(via it-drowns-the-love)

sproutlett:

exdaisy:

this hit me hard

this is so clever

sproutlett:

exdaisy:

this hit me hard

this is so clever

(Source: angelbaby37, via pastaofficial)